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jandillmann:

Knit one row a day for a year, matching the yarn color to the color of the sky that day.

(via everythingispickles)

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thetremblingofmyhand:

lasagnababy:

i wonder what happened to her car

#it probably fell in the toilet

(via awkwardvagina)

rect:

estpolis:

if you have a vagina and dont refer to it as a womb as often as you can i feel like youre missing a real opportunity

id like to nickname this post, “cis man does not actually know what a womb is”

(via thespacegoat)

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(via thespacegoat)

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lets-get-kraken:

spacetea:

pheromonerain:

Just wait for it.

fuck

sew-it-up HELP I’M DYING.

(via poonanjiunchained)

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

(via thespacegoat)

cookingchannel:

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the world’s most pressing problems has finally been solved. There are now fully edible cupcake wrappers. Sorry to those of you who were hoping for world peace or Segway 2.

cookingchannel:

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the world’s most pressing problems has finally been solved. There are now fully edible cupcake wrappers. Sorry to those of you who were hoping for world peace or Segway 2.

(via thespacegoat)

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans