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the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway
Love it
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
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everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses
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it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
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wrathofprawn:for those not in the know, night witches were russian lady bombers who bombed the shit out of german lines in WW2. Thing is though, they had the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in the entire world. The engines used to conk out halfway through their missions, so they had to climb out on the wings mid flight to restart the props. the planes were also so noisy that to stop germans from hearing them combing and starting up their anti aircraft guns, they’d climb up to a certain height, coast down to german positions, drop their bombs, restart their engines in midair, and get the fuck out of dodge.
their leader flew over 200 missions and was never captured.
how the fuck is this not taught in every single history class ever
because learning about southern agriculture is more important
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This man may have not gotten what he wanted, but he definitely got what he needed.
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The arrest of the suffragette leader Emmeline Pankhurst - 1908.
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justin bieber threatened a photographer, had his monkey seized, illegally drew a tattoo saying “swaggy” alongside a mouse, and wrote “hopefully she would have been a belieber” in a guestbook dedicated to anne frank
this is the most interesting downward spiral i’ve ever seen
you forgot the time he wore overalls to meet the prime minister of Canada
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